Kevin’s Obscene/Inappropriate Kindergarten Poem
Hmmm…what do they teach these kids at school anyways? Kevin came across a poem he wrote in Kindergarten and the more we read it, the funnier it became!
Just for the record, Kevin didn’t know what a beer was in Kindergarten and I’m about 99% positive that his teacher didn’t proof-read it!
In case the font is too small for your eyes…
“A Moos is big like a beer
W with his oms in the eer.
A Moos is sloe like a snank,
He like to swim in the lank.
A Moos ets his weed like a rabit
hel ets a scrabt.
A Moos is steek like a skunk,
and the skunk, smell y like a plunk.
A Moos is jentl like a penes side,
and Moos ceride.”
WOW! Spell-check did not like that poem of Kevin’s! But I hope you enjoyed it and had a good laugh. Thankfully, Kevin is a good sport and understands that everyone comes up with some interesting things in Kindergarten =)